ravennclaw:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

(via arewehumanorarewehughdancy)

sunfell:

Pete and Repeat

(via mrssylargray)

Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

(via thorohdamnson)

raspbeary:

spookypenetration:

lms if u cried wow real bravery

a hero rises

raspbeary:

spookypenetration:

lms if u cried wow real bravery

a hero rises

(Source: cowboymafia, via cayya)

colonelsebastianmoron:

let’s be real here

listening to jim moriarty dirty talk would give anyone a boner

(via terbiums)

cerlys:

You have to slap your own ass sometimes

(via thorohdamnson)

imaginasi0n:

blackfemalejesus:

american-radical:

Preach

*falls down fifteen flights of stairs and through a window*

boo ya

imaginasi0n:

blackfemalejesus:

american-radical:

Preach

*falls down fifteen flights of stairs and through a window*

boo ya

(via arewehumanorarewehughdancy)

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

(Source: theclearlydope, via arewehumanorarewehughdancy)

sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

(via weretit)