queenerestor:

Me too, Aragorn. Me too.

(via casbean)

hannibalmorelikecannibal:

Hannibal: the Musical at SDCC

(via idontfindyouthatinteresting)

pros n cons of hannibal lecter

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

bowlerhats-and-bowties:

thegestianpoet:

pros: rich, cooks, stable career

cons: no eyebrows, willingly drinks airline champagne, will make u play obscure and difficult baroque instruments in the bedroom 

sorry.. where’s the part about him being a cannibal ?

not important

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via morjean)

mikkelcock:

carrot931:

BEST

THE KNOWS

(Source: frederick-sasston, via mikkelcock)

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

(via bunnyminnie)

(Source: alternicobase)