#i’ve never heard more lies in a single gif on tumblr in my entire life

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

(via ottersinsoggyjumpers)

the hobbit: pUT THE FUCKING RING ON
lotr: doNT PUT THE FUCKING RING ON

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

(via morjean)

nbchannibal:

meganmachine:

Happy Earth Day!! Isn’t nature beautiful?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by nature.

nbchannibal:

meganmachine:

Happy Earth Day!! Isn’t nature beautiful?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by nature.

terribly-rude:

hannibalcrackers:

#JESUS #FUCKING #CHRIST

you know what this is? sexual frustration.

(Source: lastflowerstothe, via morjean)

dionsaursaysrawr:

dionsaursaysrawr:

Who ever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book sent anonymously into their ask

Hey you guys should reblog it I want something to do

dionsaursaysrawr:

dionsaursaysrawr:

Who ever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book sent anonymously into their ask

Hey you guys should reblog it I want something to do

(via calmitjanet)

daniellelorean:

You might want to crawl back in there if you know what’s good for you.

Hannibal Lecter: *frames Jack Crawford*
Jack Crawford: *arrests self*
Jack Crawford: How could I have missed it…

MY BODY SHOULDN’T BE SEXUALIZED BY MEN 24/7 BOOBS SHOULD ONLY BE SEXUAL WHEN I CHOOSE FOR THEM TO BE AND ACT IN A SEXUAL MANNER. IF I AM WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN A TANK TOP THAT SHOWS MY BRA I SHOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HOW MEN SEXUALIZE ME IN THEIR THOUGHTS BECAUSE I’M NOT BEING SEXY IM WALKING DOWN THE FUCKING STREET YOU KNOB DONT FUCKING TELL ME I HAVE TO CENSOR MY OWN BODY FOR THE SAKE OF MY SAFTEY THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT

(Source: plant-sex, via morjean)