THAT’S HOW YOU GET AWAY WITH MURDER

(Source: smccalls, via arewehumanorarewehughdancy)

snerkflerks:


sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

(Source: existentialfuck, via apinchofsanity)

kinkyhannibal:

Person: “Could this show get any gayer?”

Me:  Actually it could.  Like, they could add real gay and queer characters.

(Source: foxtrotmulder, via casbean)

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lecter asking Siri where he should hide his latest victim.

"Siri, I have removed the kidneys of a 5’11 male, age 27, 184 pounds.  He has multiple stab wounds, a large gash in his stomach, and a really painful hangnail.  Where should I hide the body?"

"You said ‘call Alana Bloom?’"

"No, no, I need to get rid of a corpse."

"There are three Starbucks close to you."

"…Forget it, he’s going in the woods."

(via imaginehanniballecter)

scifi-reality:

here for brown girls, queer girls, shy girls, bi girls, trans girls, poly girls, disabled girls, loud girls, anarchist girls, riot girls, my girls, the quiet girls - the silent girls, the heart-too-big for their body girls, demi girls, fat girls, nerdy girls, sexy girls, messy girls, can’t-cook-to-save-their-gramma girls, proud girls, masculine girls, rowdy girls, girly girls, naughty girls, angry girls, surviving/recovering girls, healing girls, don’t-need-saving girls

(via casbean)

stayuptoseethedawn:

osointricate:

shorm:

birdpear:

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

i reblogged it before but then it got better

(via lexxxiiwild)

carryonanddontblink:

buffywouldntdothat:

avatar-14:

goodnightandjoybewithuall:

me as a teacher

Me talking to the director who made a movie about the book

me being a good friend 

There are three types of people.

carryonanddontblink:

buffywouldntdothat:

avatar-14:

goodnightandjoybewithuall:

me as a teacher

Me talking to the director who made a movie about the book

me being a good friend 

There are three types of people.

(Source: bookjunkie26, via lexxxiiwild)

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

(via lexxxiiwild)

Never lose your temper in the middle of a door sign.

(Source: brideoffire, via licky-licky-number-eleven)