THAT’S HOW YOU GET AWAY WITH MURDER
Imagine Hannibal Lecter asking Siri where he should hide his latest victim.
"Siri, I have removed the kidneys of a 5’11 male, age 27, 184 pounds. He has multiple stab wounds, a large gash in his stomach, and a really painful hangnail. Where should I hide the body?"
"You said ‘call Alana Bloom?’"
"No, no, I need to get rid of a corpse."
"There are three Starbucks close to you."
"…Forget it, he’s going in the woods."
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depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
i reblogged it before but then it got better